Saturday 25 June 2011

Another Cesspit

which springs to mind is that referred to in the famous quote of James Anderton, (that is the bible-bashing bobby and former chief Constable of Greater Manchester and not the Burnley-born, fast-medium swing bowler) who once said: Everywhere I go I see increasing evidence of people swirling about in a human cesspit of their own making.  Which is a jolly unfair thing to say about people simply on account of their having a predilection for same-sex rumpy pumpy, but does seem to be the literal truth about Glastonbury in the rain.
Did he...
Foresee this?
After all to a fundamentalist who takes the Bible literally wearing colourful clothes and homosexuality are virtually the same thing.  The Bible even forbids tattoos and funny haircuts (Leviticus 19: 27-28)
19:27 You must not round off the corners of the hair on your head or ruin the corners of your beard.   19:28 You must not slash your body for a dead person or incise a tattoo on yourself
So that's Mohicans out.  Which, along with the adulterers, fornicators consumers of shellfish and those wearing mixed fibres means there won't be too many at Pilton Farm who will inherit the Earth.

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